I am sick.
I feel miserable.
My throat is so sore that I can barely swallow.
I am completely exhausted, yet I cannot sleep. (Hence the blogging at 2am.)
My head is totally congested.
I have an annoying, weak, child-like cough that won't go away.
My ears of completely plugged.
Every slight noise make my head buzz and ring.
I think I may be dying.
Or maybe I have mono.
Either way, I don't have good enough insurance to go to the doctor. (Thanks, UNCG!)
Even if I had the money, I can't afford to miss work. (Once again, thanks, UNCG!)