I think I've got the herp ...

or at least a bad rash from Mother Nature. My right shoulder is COVERED with an itchy rash and it's moving up my neck. I'm pretty sure it's poison ivy. Stupid poisonous plants!!! B was rolling around in the yard at The Boy's house the other day, and I remember distinctly cuddling with her the following morning. If she got in the ivy, the oils would remain on her skin because hair doesn't absorb the oil. Booo!!!! So now I'm an itchy, scratchy mess. And I look pretty horrible as well. Stupid dog.

This... ....  NOT this ...